1.Boxer shorts or budgee smugglers?
?? Definitely shorts then
Definitely boxer shorts then.
2.What color of underwear are you currently wearing?
3.How long have you been wearing them for already?
A few hours.
4.Do you ever use binoculars to watch people?
No. Never owned any.
5.Have you ever kicked someone in the groin?
No. I always wonder how painful it must be for the person doing the kicking, though.
6.Would you pull a trigger?
I hope not.
7. If you would meet your favorite celebrity and they would want to make out with you, would you?
Only make out? Yeah, definitely. There are those I would be OK with more too.:-)
8. Have you ever slept in a room and in the same bed with someone you were not in a relationship with (not talking about sex and having a one night stand)?
9. Have you had one-night-stands?
10. Does sex have the same importance to you now compared to when you were younger?
11. Have you ever eaten a worm?
No. I don’t think so. But I could have when I was younger.
12. What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Oysters-I really can’t think of any other gross things that I have eaten.
13. How long do you spend sitting on the toilet?
14. What do you do when you sit there (besides the obvious)?
Browse social media, read a book, play Trivia360
15. Have you ever been peed at?
Yes. Was changing a baby’s nappy at the wrong(right?) time.
16. What’s the grossest thing you have ever swallowed?
I wanna say oysters…but I spat them out. Can’t think of something gross that I swallowed.
17. What’s the constantly dirtiest place in your home?
My second bedroom. When I don’t have guests it is basically the place to throw all sorts of junk till I am ready to sort them out. It is more in disarray than dirty..but, yeah.
18. Why don’t you clean it?
I get lazy.
19. Do you eat your boogers?
20. Can you describe the one smell that makes you gag?
21. Have you ever had head lice?
22. Have you ever been utterly disappointed in someone?
Yes. This was my first attempt at a heart break.
23. Have you ever been scared of someone? (Thanks, Linda, for the question)
24. What do you do and don’t want anyone to know when you are drunk?
I don’t remember anything. I go completely blank and get weird surprises when I get back to my senses. Which is why I prefer getting drunk alone in the house. Nothing ever happens there…at least, nothing of naught.
25. Have you tried pole dancing?
No. But it is on the list of things I hope to do, then die.
26. Have you been in a strip club?
No. It is on the list too.
27. Have you run over an animal?
28. Have you ever peed in snow?
29. Have you ever made fun of someone and then regret it?
30. What’s your favorite kind of question of Cards for Humanity (for those who know the game)?
I have only seen the cards on memes … so can’t really say.
31. If the father of your best friend would hit on you what would you tell him?
Eew. I will probably not say that out loud. I will just walk away. I rarely talk in uncomfortable situations.
32. Would you go out on a date with someone half your age or double your age?
Yes, if other factors work in their favour.
33. Do you clean the sink after brushing your teeth?
33. Have you ever spat in someone’s food or drink?
No. I can’t stand spitting. So it would gross me out more than whoever it is I would be trying to get back at.
34. Have you ever kissed someone only to be grossed out afterward?
Yes. In my teens. I was so grossed out that I puked afterward. I am not exactly sure what happened there because it has never happened again.
35. Do you spy on your neighbor(s)? If yes, why?
36. Have you ever danced/cried in the rain?
Not danced. But played in the rain a few times when I was younger.
37. Have you skipped work just to chill out on your own (it could be any kind of ‘chill’ (with Netflix or not )
Yes. Hope none of my bosses (past and present)ever see this.